It was a sin for you to wanna feel up Ellen,
It was a sin for you to plan to feel up Ellen,
It was a sin for you to figure out a place to feel up Ellen,
It was a sin for you to take Ellen to the place to feel her up,
It was a sin to try to feel her up, and
it was a sin to feel her up!
That's six sins in one feel, man!"

George Carlin, from The Confessional
1972
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