Yes, The Turtle is fucking angry again10/19/2016 01:43 AM
I know it's been more than a year since
I spoke to y'all, and unlike some assfucks on Twitter who don't understand
that not only is 140 a good idea, IT'S THE LAW, I'm popping this out to
my own goddamn server.
I am getting old. I can tell you, within
a reasonable factor of certainty, that I will die within the next eleven
years. I knew this from when I was maybe 16 or 17 years old. In many
ways, I am surprised I've lived this long.
And if you are not at least forty years
old as of Wednesday, October 19, 2016, 1:47am Eastern time, when I'm writing
this, you are probably a fucking moron, and I don't need your fucking comments.
If you plan to vote for Donald Trump,
you, too, indeed, are a fucking moron and I don't need your fucking comments.
Well, hell, now that I'm thinking about
it, this is MY fucking webserver, on MY fucking domain, supported by code
I partly wrote and mostly by code I paid for... so motherFUCK your comments.
I had an interaction on Facebook earlier
with a rural white young woman with whom I had a business transaction last
year involving a wabbit. I love my wabbits, but sometimes the people
who also love wabbits tend to be goddamn fucking stupid, either because
they're young and untested or ancient and think Ike is still President.
I tend to be stuck in the middle.
I do know some really smart people involved
They are the exceptions, not the rule.
Young Stupid Entitled White Girl Who
Thinks Every Government Program Should Immediately Benefit You And Only
You, please go fuck yourself. Social Security was started in 1935,
the first check wasn't paid out until 1939. But prior to that, old
people who ended up in poverty DIED THERE. GO FUCKING WATCH "The
Grapes Of Wrath (1940)." Ofuk, that's right, it's not on whatever
the fuck channel carries all that fucking bullshit about the Kardashians!
Get a better television. Fuck
And for the serious old farts, the "YOU
MUST ALWAYS RESPECT THE FLAG EVEN THOUGH WHAT HAS BEEN DONE IN ITS NAME
FOR DECADES IS LESS THAN RESPECTABLE," well, fuck you, too. I
appreciate that your recruiter told you that you were going to Nam or Korea
to PROTECT MURKIN FREEDOM, but seriously, there was not then and is not
now any justification for all the civilians we killed in what in 1954 was
called French Indo-China. If Clemenceau and Wilson had given a well-spoken
Sorbonne-educated gentleman named Ho Chi-Minh the time of day in 1919 at
Versailles, there would have been no Dien Bien Phu, no Tet Offensive, no
mining of Haiphong Harbor... We were wiping up France's asshole because
they couldn't grok the coming of the post-colonial era.
I don't even fucking wanna talk about
how badly Britain fucked up the Middle East after the First World War.
Yes, this ALSO led directly to the Suez "Crisis," the Gulf
War, the Iraq War, Afghanistan, and all the other shit the United States
has seen fit to try to mop up with only a few Bounty Towels and a squeegee.
And now, in the USA, they wanna lay
all these messes at the feet of Barack Obama.
Since 1965, that's been their take:
let's blame it on the niggers and the liberals. In 2016, now they
have what they perceive as a "liberal" in the form of Hillary
Clinton, though realistically, she's probably somewhere to the right of
where Dwight Eisenhower was in 1952, and "the nigger," in the
form of one of the most capable and intelligent Presidents we've had since
the short-lived John Kennedy more than fifty years ago.
Hey, you know what? I LOVE both that
white bitch (Hillary Rodham Clinton) and that nigger (Barack Hussein Obama)!
I LOVE THEM!!!! And when Hillary's husband, Bill, won the White House
in 1992, my then-girlfriend and I DANCED IN OUR LIVING ROOM in front of
the television! When Barack was elected in November, 2008, my 2nd
wife and I bred our first great litter of wabbits, and the biggest one
was duly named Barack Obunny! We still have one of his sons and one of
YES! Maybe it IS TIME FOR SMART
PEOPLE TO RUN THE WORLD FOR A WHILE, because STUPID PEOPLE HAVE FUCKED
IT UP BEYOND ABNORMALITY.
In writing this, I realize that stupid
people are self-filtering, because they're not on Twitter. Even if it leaks
over to MouthBreatherLand, I don't give a fuck. I won't live long
enough to need to give a fuck. But maybe, one of the mouthbreathers
will understand that I cared SO MUCH about this shit that hey, "maybe
I should actually think about what I think I 'believe' instead of just
buyng it like a grab bag of fecal thoughts at Dollar General.
But I don't give a flying fuck.
Fuck all y'all.
I'm dying, and I don't need any thoughts
beyond what I say.
Leave me the fuck out of your movies.
Just don't fuck up my last ten years on this planet, because I don't have
time to move to a new one.
I'll post just one more here, then move on03/01/2015 11:35 PM
Yes, I know that a year ago, I said I wouldn't
be posting here any longer. Well...
Encephalitozoon cuniculi01/17/2014 03:05 AM
Or, "Here's How We Collectively Don't
I've Seen You Spam, and You're Really Good...12/13/2013 11:26 PM
Man, these guys think they can slip one
past the ol' Turtle!
Wait, I LIKE Domino Web Administrator!11/13/2013 12:52 PM
That's just great, instead of just fixing
the problem, throw the thing away. Thanks, IBM
Debugging???08/22/2013 10:23 PM
You wanna talk about DEBUGGING???