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10/19/2016 : Yes, The Turtle is fucking angry again
09/10/2015 : I know you thought you were done with me
03/01/2015 : I'll post just one more here, then move on
01/17/2014 : Encephalitozoon cuniculi
12/13/2013 : I've Seen You Spam, and You're Really Good...
11/13/2013 : Wait, I LIKE Domino Web Administrator!
09/13/2013 : 1600 Watts of #FAIL
08/22/2013 : Debugging???
08/06/2013 : Tougher than Lotusphere, but not as long
07/22/2013 : Mr. Hewlett? Mr. Packard? My apologies.
06/16/2013 : The Turtle's Guide To Steak Places
06/16/2013 : The Turtle's Guide To Steak Places
04/25/2013 : Domino can still surprise me
04/19/2013 : I don't run
11/22/2012 : Eighteen
09/24/2012 : And then, pulling it out of the fire...
09/20/2012 : Donkey romance
07/15/2012 : And a short addendum to the corollary
07/09/2012 : A corollary to that last post
07/09/2012 : Maybe we should talk about the wabbits again...
03/30/2012 : I don't give up easily...
03/08/2012 : I'm still here
01/31/2012 : Possibly the worst week of my life, and it may have saved my life
01/21/2012 : A Lotusphere Diary, 2012 - Day 5
01/19/2012 : A Lotusphere Diary, 2012 - Day 4
01/18/2012 : A Lotusphere Diary, 2012 - Day 3
01/17/2012 : A Lotusphere Diary, 2012 - Day 2
01/16/2012 : A Lotusphere Diary, 2012 - Day 1
01/15/2012 : A Lotusphere Diary, 2012 -- Day 0
10/06/2011 : Steve
09/19/2011 : Where's MY Emmy Award???
09/06/2011 : I live in a very long-eared soap opera
08/04/2011 : @johnhead, you may be right for once
07/24/2011 : Wabbits
07/10/2011 : XML ate my homework
06/24/2011 : Cleanup on aisle wabbit
06/15/2011 : OK, I admit it: I am a social media ho-bag
06/11/2011 : Don't drink the farkin' Kool-Aid. If anyone asks...
06/07/2011 : Yeah, I'm like this with wabbits, too...
06/03/2011 : If it seems like I've been grumpy lately...
05/05/2011 : Dear Kathy
04/11/2011 : LinkedIn needs to step up their game
04/02/2011 : Dust in the wind
03/31/2011 : On being durable
03/26/2011 : You should hit BACK right now
02/02/2011 : A Lotusphere Diary 2011 - Part 3
02/01/2011 : A Lotusphere Diary 2011 - extra
01/31/2011 : A Lotusphere Diary 2011 - Part 2
01/30/2011 : A Lotusphere Diary 2011 - Part 1
01/21/2011 : Improbably, a Lotusphere blog entry
08/05/2010 : In 17 Years, IamLUG Will Suck Ass
06/11/2010 : He's the size of a Matchbox car
04/30/2010 : Weird JVM errors on the console after upgrading to 8.5.1
04/22/2010 : I feel strangely mute these days
03/07/2010 : No, it's not a sexual euphemism. Really.
02/23/2010 : Life with the Blackberry 9700
02/21/2010 : A Lotusphere Diary 2010 -- Conclusion
02/11/2010 : A Lotusphere Diary 2010 -- Part 6
02/10/2010 : A Lotusphere Diary 2010, Part 5
02/03/2010 : A Lotusphere Diary 2010 -- Part 4
02/01/2010 : The dumbest email I got today
01/31/2010 : A Lotusphere Diary 2010, Part 3
01/28/2010 : A Lotusphere Diary 2010, part 2
01/25/2010 : A Lotusphere Diary 2010, Part 1
12/27/2009 : Where in the hell have I been?
09/08/2009 : Is this thing on?
08/03/2009 : Wish you were here
07/17/2009 : Twitter hijacks another blogger
06/22/2009 : DC Metro crash
06/12/2009 : It's been an interesting month or so
04/28/2009 : Man, we've had some weird hardware issues lately
04/21/2009 : And then he blogs about wabbits.
04/20/2009 : Yes, 8.5 does work on non-Apple Macs...
03/24/2009 : Want to kill Twitter? "Monetize" it.
03/20/2009 : IBM and Sun, from a customer and proponent of both
03/04/2009 : Getting over one illness and acquiring another
02/25/2009 : Keep clapping, or she dies
02/23/2009 : One of our kits is off into the world now
02/10/2009 : Still no love for the 8.5 client at work
02/05/2009 : Your next market for hosting, SaaS and CMS: Mom and Dad
02/03/2009 : Still grumpy about Notes 8.5
01/26/2009 : I feel like people are waiting for me to say something about LS09
01/19/2009 : We are stardust
01/16/2009 : Switching to Lotusphere Mode
01/13/2009 : Coming down to the wire
01/06/2009 : Ten days until liftoff
12/22/2008 : Christmas, early at the wabbit farm
12/19/2008 : The MacBook nano has arrived!
12/11/2008 : WARNING
12/09/2008 : OK, so what about Gonzo Lotusphere 2009?
12/08/2008 : Orphaned kit update (positive)
12/07/2008 : Creation and loss
12/05/2008 : Forty years
12/02/2008 : Steinbagged
11/26/2008 : I've had it with Linux on Macs!
11/17/2008 : WHAT mistakes?
11/14/2008 : I'm at it again...
11/13/2008 : One less thing to worry about
11/07/2008 : Now, don't you feel a whole lot better?
11/01/2008 : Still a poor second best
10/27/2008 : Big bag of random stuff
10/24/2008 : War On the Stupid
10/21/2008 : I continue to be astonished
10/13/2008 : The left lane
10/04/2008 : I got drafted!
09/27/2008 : Why I didn't submit any Lotusphere abstracts
09/23/2008 : Coast-to-coast. One tank of fuel.
09/22/2008 : Do you still play your Wii?
09/19/2008 : Please completely ignore this post.
09/18/2008 : AllDocsByID, the pseudo view I never knew about
09/17/2008 : Revisiting virtualization
09/10/2008 : Black holes, black intentions, and Buckaroo Banzai
09/08/2008 : The wabbit show
09/04/2008 : 35 years later
09/04/2008 : Announcing the GonzoWiki!
09/03/2008 : Gonzo Lotusphere 2009!
09/02/2008 : Chrome and chrome byproduct
09/01/2008 : Mac 8.5b2 install: much improved!
08/31/2008 : More fixing of servers
08/30/2008 : Sure, I could be installling 8.5b2, but...
08/24/2008 : Sorry, folks, minor meltdown here ate my last two entries
08/05/2008 : Ah, vendors...
07/30/2008 : Stuff that bugs the crap out of me
07/29/2008 : Yeah, I can sympathize with him, some...
07/28/2008 : Take a look at my girlfriend...
07/28/2008 : Low-tech and no-tech
07/23/2008 : Fixing... everything
07/18/2008 : Can't Sleep... Clowns Will Eat Me
07/14/2008 : SOLVED: SMTP routing problem on 8.5b1
07/11/2008 : The Band
07/10/2008 : Bye, Lunksys!
07/10/2008 : Is blogging killing debate?
07/09/2008 : I'm My Own Grandpa
07/08/2008 : Crunchy, spicy and juicy
07/08/2008 : If there was ever a place that needed IdeaJam...
07/07/2008 : A fix for the Notes 8 crashing at startup
07/07/2008 : My car smells like fries
07/02/2008 : I'm trying an oily musical experiment
07/02/2008 : Apple, Google and IBM -- why not?
07/01/2008 : CRASH! Yet again, MS patches kill Notes 8.0x client!
06/25/2008 : I've been a slug, and I'm sorry
06/23/2008 : The big cackeroo
06/18/2008 : How do you say "ass-kicking" in Gaelic?
06/13/2008 : How to fail in business without really trying, Act II
06/13/2008 : In which The Turtle finally fires Verizon
06/12/2008 : Some things that will make you look like a dildo
06/10/2008 : Wood, metal, oil, and diesel. And iPhone non-envy.
06/08/2008 : And the 8.5b1 upgrade has taken place...
06/06/2008 : A bizarre Notes client crash with pasted Word text
06/05/2008 : Mac OSX 10.6, or "what to do with the iBook then?"
06/04/2008 : Well, the cable is out, so you won't see this till later...
06/04/2008 : It's official: Solaris x86 runs like crap under Sun xVM VirtualBox
06/02/2008 : How to install Mac OSX from a flash drive
06/02/2008 : Problem with 8.5 beta 1 on Mac OSX... anyone else?
05/31/2008 : Virtualization rocks!
05/28/2008 : Jeez, these people give me a pain in the ass
05/23/2008 : I am not my website. My website is not me.
05/21/2008 : Just what we need: another reason not to fly
05/21/2008 : The seasons change, XP still sucks
05/20/2008 : And now we're married... with pictures.
05/15/2008 : And then there was a wedding
05/12/2008 : One of the cooler things you'll see today
05/11/2008 : Life can be pretty good even if it isn't spectacular
05/07/2008 : Running Domino Server from a thumb drive?
05/07/2008 : Maybe Mojo Nixon was wrong
04/19/2008 : How much more stupid shit can happen?
04/18/2008 : Spam, illustrated
04/16/2008 : The return of Heather Schein, spammer
04/13/2008 : If you haven't seen this, switch to National Geographic Channel
04/13/2008 : Atlases, and getting over them
04/12/2008 : That wabbit bit me!
04/11/2008 : Gizmodo: Space Is Full Of Crap
04/09/2008 : More about Quickr 8.1 on Solaris
04/08/2008 : My Three Rules For Worry
04/08/2008 : My Four Debugging Rules
04/06/2008 : What happens when we all just get sick of each other?
04/06/2008 : Think of it as MySpace... for wabbits
04/05/2008 : My early days in Notes/Domino
04/05/2008 : The old iBook
04/04/2008 : Make your bedroom look like a Lotusphere room!
04/04/2008 : Never thought you'd have to diddle with MTUs ever again, did you?
04/04/2008 : Never thought you'd have to diddle with MTUs ever again, did you?
04/04/2008 : Severe sleep problems again
04/04/2008 : This is completely not funny
04/02/2008 : Next steps now that Quickr on Solaris is disappearing
04/01/2008 : The Moose Meme: how it worked
04/01/2008 : World's First Self-Sustaining Reaction Achieved!
04/01/2008 : World's First Self-Sustaining Reaction Achieved!
04/01/2008 : Nope, no lovin' for the Sun Gods on Quickr 8.1...
04/01/2008 : Is it possible for Passport Advantage to suck any worse than it already does?
03/31/2008 : A major Quickr-related festuche is brewing...
03/31/2008 : How to explain to non-Domino people how to back up a Domino server.
03/30/2008 : Doing a wedding isn't all that hard.
03/29/2008 : If Lotus Domino ASWs can't pwn this site, nobody can...
03/28/2008 : The weirdest Notes replication thing I ever had to do
03/26/2008 : Some days it's just nice
03/25/2008 : OK, cut the crap
03/24/2008 : XM/Sirius merger OK'd by Department of Justice
03/24/2008 : Still liking NoteMan after all these years
03/23/2008 : Easter Bunny rampage!
03/23/2008 : Easter Bunny rampage!
03/20/2008 : Some skunkworks efforts just... stink.
03/20/2008 : Some skunkworks efforts just... stink.
03/19/2008 : Fear not! Upgrade your own MacBook Pro drive!
03/18/2008 : What to do on Doomsday
03/17/2008 : Do you actually have control over your server?
03/17/2008 : Incredibly, I own a copy of this record
03/17/2008 : Just about every part of me hurts
03/15/2008 : Fark.com: It's official, the US version of "Top Gear" is gonna suck
03/12/2008 : The new hard drive (and IdeaJam) cannot possibly get here soon enough
03/12/2008 : Annoying, or the next great stage?
03/10/2008 : I am still annoyed about my house appraisal
03/09/2008 : Gigantism is on the way
03/07/2008 : Who is Osen Komura, and why is he following me???
03/07/2008 : Who is Osen Komura, and why is he following me???
03/07/2008 : A faceful of chlorine
03/05/2008 : It's not over yet, Obama still has work to do.
03/03/2008 : Something to look out for when updating to 8.01
03/03/2008 : Possibly futile
03/03/2008 : Possibly futile
03/02/2008 : Mary is very sick
03/02/2008 : Well, I'm annoyed by the Berry and by rednecks
03/01/2008 : I guess it's time to retire Domino 8b3
02/28/2008 : This is screwed: SearchDomino using PlanetLotus to drive traffic.
02/27/2008 : Ack! It's a mess!
02/25/2008 : The URL says it all...
02/25/2008 : Anybody out there manage a Blackberry Enterprise Server? UPDATED
02/24/2008 : I guess other people thought so, too...
02/21/2008 : Microsoft's new "openness" -- I call bullshit
02/19/2008 : In which Turtle almost bricks his new Blackberry 8800 the first day
02/16/2008 : In which Turtle chooses a new phone
02/14/2008 : I think I gave away too much
02/14/2008 : BLOGGERS: Here's how to decide what to write about!!!!
02/12/2008 : And it's an ass-whooping for Brak Obama!
02/11/2008 : Does anybody out there deal with SnagIt much?
02/11/2008 : The Dater's Bill Of Rights
02/09/2008 : Why is this election so interesting?
02/08/2008 : The good ideas tend to hang around a long time. Unfortunately, so do the bad ones.
02/07/2008 : Finally, a MacBook Air ad!
02/07/2008 : Yay, new toys to play with when I get home!
02/05/2008 : Go kick their butts! IBM snaps back at Microsoft over OOXML
02/05/2008 : Help! need PCMCIA reader for Apple laptop
02/04/2008 : A fool's errand
02/03/2008 : Where are the ads, IBM?
02/01/2008 : Bob and the Binary Booth Babes
01/31/2008 : The strange task of managing Domino people
01/31/2008 : Aha, it's all about the tracking!
01/30/2008 : Chalk up another one for Domino...
01/29/2008 : Argh! Mac 8.5 Notes client beta...
01/29/2008 : How to circulate the Lotusphere slides around?
01/28/2008 : Lotusphere was amazing. But you already know that.
01/17/2008 : Lookit the SIZE of that thing!
01/15/2008 : Lotusphere is coming very, very soon
12/31/2007 : Do you still have a gramophone?
12/27/2007 : Yes, it's been ages since I've written.
11/20/2007 : Google strikes again
11/19/2007 : Wottapainintheass
11/01/2007 : I understand this completely
10/17/2007 : Ben bites!
10/07/2007 : Slime! Slime! Slime!
10/03/2007 : Where are they now?
09/27/2007 : I'm a dinner plate
09/23/2007 : The slow repairs continue
09/19/2007 : Ben is getting enormous
09/12/2007 : I didn't want to write about 9/11
09/01/2007 : The first entry after the last
08/26/2007 : I've been away
08/16/2007 : I am so impressionable
08/15/2007 : Apple rules the world
08/14/2007 : We're becoming them
08/06/2007 : Benjamin Bunny meets the world
08/05/2007 : 755
08/05/2007 : The megawabbit has arrived!
08/03/2007 : Almost time for Gonzo Lotusphere 2008
08/01/2007 : Max has entered the world
07/29/2007 : Caturday!
07/28/2007 : Slow-moving power
07/24/2007 : More wrestling with large objects
07/19/2007 : Wabbits travel well, actually...
07/11/2007 : Google can be very...
07/09/2007 : Trying to be useful, and E-Shit, Round Four
07/05/2007 : Need the good, original HP LaserJet 1020 driver for Mac OSX? Here it is!
07/05/2007 : Need the good, original HP LaserJet 1020 driver for Mac OSX? Here it is!
07/04/2007 : I wonder what she thinks I do
07/03/2007 : Old enough to buy cigarettes
06/30/2007 : Let this be a lesson
06/28/2007 : More free tech advice: Epson Stylus 1400 and Intel Macs
06/27/2007 : eMachines KB-0108 driver here
06/27/2007 : This, you must read
06/27/2007 : Just say no to iPhone
06/25/2007 : Raspberry beret
06/25/2007 : Eventually, I'll float away
06/23/2007 : The Flemish Overlord
06/22/2007 : In depression
06/21/2007 : They'll feel stupid
06/20/2007 : More maintenance
06/20/2007 : No title
06/18/2007 : We lost her
06/15/2007 : She'll be OK, for now...
06/14/2007 : Some people...
06/10/2007 : Suzanne: now playing at a website near you
06/10/2007 : Nothing is really new
06/08/2007 : The music lives again
06/07/2007 : Inroads
06/01/2007 : "It was a piece of crap (PIECE OF CRAP!)"
05/09/2007 : Having trouble commenting? Here's why
05/09/2007 : Having trouble commenting? Here's why
04/26/2007 : It's edible, too!
04/26/2007 : Fishing with a lawn mower
04/11/2007 : AppleTV comes to town
04/05/2007 : G-g-g-g-g-g-lll-gg--lll--ah!
04/04/2007 : Many mouse encounters, and a suckless WinMobile app
04/02/2007 : Has it really been four weeks?
03/09/2007 : Whale is a pain in the ass
03/02/2007 : $7,841.85
02/22/2007 : The rodents have taken over
02/12/2007 : Moving day approaches
01/30/2007 : I've been at Lotusphere, of course...
01/03/2007 : New year, new ideas, old ideas, and cat poop
12/25/2006 : Better music for Christmas
12/13/2006 : Sorry about the outage
12/07/2006 : Sleep is overrated.
11/30/2006 : Home theatres illegal?
11/27/2006 : Lots of stuff to catch up on!
11/27/2006 : Lots of stuff to catch up on!
10/26/2006 : Comment spam and other amusing stuff
10/16/2006 : Spell-check
10/13/2006 : I pity da foo'
10/11/2006 : I haven't vanished
09/28/2006 : Another day for random stuff
09/22/2006 : Feeling a bit mortal
09/18/2006 : Forgiveness vs. permission
09/13/2006 : Mystery failures! Don't you love 'em?
09/05/2006 : Playing games while they're playing music
09/01/2006 : Rain
08/29/2006 : Gonzo Lotusphere 2007 is up!
08/21/2006 : Shifting the torture
08/16/2006 : More stuff to chew on
08/08/2006 : Useless where it is
08/02/2006 : Yes, I've been absent
07/24/2006 : A spectacular weekend
07/20/2006 : In which Turtle gets pissed at his neighbors
07/17/2006 : Sony dumps UMD movies. Told ya.
07/13/2006 : Just some random news and stuff
06/28/2006 : Being The Turtle
06/27/2006 : Marnie is gone
06/22/2006 : Unbroken
06/21/2006 : Still behind
06/19/2006 : Everything I own is busted!
06/15/2006 : One more useful iPod thing
06/12/2006 : Linux on an iPod? HDTV? Let's play!
06/08/2006 : Saying "yes" is kinda nice
06/05/2006 : Love finds the Turtle
06/01/2006 : Yes, it's definitely desert-or-jungle
05/30/2006 : Topic overload! Topic overload!
05/25/2006 : All sorts of random stuff
05/22/2006 : The new Apple store
05/17/2006 : Do you have an annoying ringtone?
05/15/2006 : Snot! Give me snot and nothing bot!
05/10/2006 : Women: don't let guys pick your music
05/08/2006 : Increasingly discouraged
05/04/2006 : The old Sony finally died
05/01/2006 : How did I get to where I am in the Domino world?
05/01/2006 : Not online? Not in business.
04/28/2006 : It's about sleep
04/27/2006 : The phone is back, and better
04/25/2006 : I am officially middle-aged
04/24/2006 : Cat breath! Yuck!
04/21/2006 : The music is still in my head
04/19/2006 : When do you stop living somewhere?
04/17/2006 : The MacBook Pro - a review
04/16/2006 : I forget about theatre sometimes
04/13/2006 : Spam as vengeance
04/11/2006 : I survived that one just fine
04/10/2006 : Sik, sik, sik...
04/09/2006 : World's best?
04/06/2006 : Apple isn't going to the dark side
04/04/2006 : Maryland women ROCK!
04/03/2006 : 1949: a good year for toilets
04/01/2006 : George Mason's run to the Final Four was spectacular
03/30/2006 : Your tax dollars at work
03/30/2006 : Yes, the site has been sick
03/18/2006 : It was one of those days
03/16/2006 : You need to practice
03/15/2006 : All wired up for nothing?
03/14/2006 : JamFest was rather addictive
03/13/2006 : In which I clean out a gigantic mailbox and find...
03/11/2006 : T-Mobile's EDGE service
03/10/2006 : Say one thing, do precisely the opposite, claim you didn't
03/09/2006 : I am so tired...
03/06/2006 : Let's reassemble Ma Bell! Yeah! Hy-yeah!!!
03/04/2006 : I already know
03/01/2006 : I am incredibly down on myself lately
02/27/2006 : Not all that optimistic
02/27/2006 : I am that much closer to being ASSimilated
02/23/2006 : And still...
02/21/2006 : Taking your privacy back from RFID
02/21/2006 : Worried about traffic? Look in your back seat.
02/20/2006 : She actually likes gadgets!
02/19/2006 : The cat-poop/otter connection
02/16/2006 : Highway 61, which I never visited in the first place
02/16/2006 : Or maybe I can...
02/15/2006 : As usual, I can't get a date
02/15/2006 : It's pretty much official: Palm OS is dead
02/14/2006 : Eats, Shoots, and Leaves
02/13/2006 : @Command([IntestinalDistress])
02/11/2006 : It's snow, Hosehead!
02/10/2006 : Toilet-paper omelettes
02/09/2006 : This woman is no longer alive
02/09/2006 : News from the Department Of Are You Fucking INSANE?
02/09/2006 : No such thing
02/08/2006 : History was made by stupid people
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