1. Bill Brown03/05/2009 02:38:58 PM

Shortly after I started at my current employer, i developed a phrase to cope with the idiotic nonsense around me. It was prompted by someone I sat near being told to get 3 quotes to buy a $10wrist wrest. They spent $15 in payroll+bennefits to save maybe a couple of bucks.

"It's the <employer name> way!"

I taught it to a 30 year veteran in the organization and he used it for another 10+ years until his recent retirement.